Friday, April 24, 2009

"I'm GaGa."




Funny story from when I first met GaGa. I was on set with CITY mag for a features shoot. This was when the 'Just Dance' video first dropped in April/May of last year. I was standing with the Art Director when this little fierce blonde waltzed up to us in an awkward pant suit, halted into a model-esque pose and said, "I'm GaGa." She then pivoted and walked towards her crew. A little girl (intern?) ran up to us with a huge case, opened it, and said, "These are GaGa's GLASSES," which was just a case of a bunch of super cool vintage classes that she expected us to style around. Anyway. After this dramatic entrance, she was actually pretty cool and super excited about her career just starting. She turned out to be pretty refreshing as an artist and her style is bananas. She has my approval as long as she doesn't sell out and start making whack music with the Neptunes or something.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Casting Call



My friend Casey is putting together this super, crazy, awesome fashion show in Asbury Park, New Jersey. She's having a casting call at her apartment, it's by appointment only. Hit her up and strut your stuff!!!!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Weight Watchers


Way back in 2005, I decided to try weight watchers in an attempt to be skinnier than my bestie, Brittany, before prom. This is how I went about it:

Chelsey and I were working at an after school program at the Elementary School for most of our senior year. One of the mothers, who equalled three of me, kept coming in and updating me on her weight watchers progress. I don't remember her last name, but I do remember she was Albanian and loved me because of my half Albanianess. Anyway, she suggested I try weight watchers which she might as well have said "you're fat, do this to lose weight." She lent me her little book of points and spells and I attempted to read some of it. Okay... knowing me I didn't read any of it and just looked at the page where it said 'start' and 'points per day'. After careful calculating how many points I could have, I came up with the number 36. after two weeks with NO progress what so ever, I turned to some of my aunts and grandmother at our mandatory Sunday family brunch (pure guido-ness), knowing that most middle aged women have taken a stab at weight watchers at some point in their mid 40's-60's. After telling my tale to my Aunt Allison, she asked me how many points I was ingesting and to show her the book. Apparently, I should have read the book because I was eating the point value of a pregnant woman on weight watchers which was about 10-12 points higher than the average NON pregnant female. Moral of the story: Read everything, always. Weight Watchers sucks and takes too long to lose weight, starving and exercise is way easier.

R.A. the Rugged Man

One of my dear clients (and friends) is indie rapper, R.A .The Rugged
Man. A few months back I helped him out by styling part of his new
project about his father, Staff Sgt. John A. Thorburn.
I brought on my bestie, Jill, to assist me on set. Here is a shot of
Jill and the star of the show, Sgt. Thorburn!

I Love Louis Prima 4E

Ever since i was tiny little italian bambina, my father has filled my ears with the music of Louis Prima. The Jungle book duhhhhhhh!

Still obsessed. I love this video of 'Just a Gigolo' I wish I was front row in the audience!


These are a few of my favorite things..

Web Edition

These are the websites that i have been addicted to the past few weeks. Enjoy!:


www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

www.stephenschuster.blogspot.com

www.huffingtonpost.com

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

www.goldenchildnyc.blogspot.com

www.missbehavemag.com

www.dropyourdrawers.net

Pro Nails

I took my acrylic nails off after 6 months of steady upkeep. I miss them and feel like my hands look like 7 year old boy hands. In memory of my acrylics... here is video of the day.

actually, can't put video up because they disabled embedding. jerks.
here's the link.
how about a pic of my old nails around halloween time.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VnMFgbmtM0



Thursday, January 29, 2009

Restlessness at the work place

Hello hello!

Signing on and adding to my bestie's blog, finally. And while I'm at work, no less (who says I'm not a multi-tasker?). Had a job interview this morning--here's to hoping!

Okay I'm too tired from slaving over my portfolio for the past 2 weeks to post anything terribly clever. But I saw this and it seemed relevant and I thought, "the end or the beginning of an era?"www.missbehavemag.com/2009/01/oh-and-by-the-way/

Monday, January 19, 2009

Bedtime Stories

Tomorrow or the next day or the day after that...
I will begin posting a few very funny stories that have happened to me over the years.
Topics will include (and not be limited to):
Weight Watchers
Babysitting
College Room mates
Intoxicated Encounters
Family
Fate


For now, please enjoy one of my favorite spoofs of all time:

This clip is from way back when MTV was cool and had funny/entertaining award shows.
One of the Wayans Brothers pretends to be Macy Gray:

Friday, January 9, 2009

90's child to the core

i could talk about the 90's for days...

Happy New Year!

im going to update this for Liz.



liz: an albino squirrel!
me: you can find anything albino if you google it!